Not Now, Bernard
A Unicorn Production
- Created by Sarah Argent
- Based on the book by David McKee
★★★★★ London Theatre 1
“There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me,” said Bernard. “Not now, Bernard,” said his mother.
Production Gallery Photography by Camilla Greenwell
Rehearsal Gallery Photography by Camilla Greenwell
27 - 31 May: Adults £8 - £10 | Under 18s £6 - £10
1 - 5 Jun: Adults £8 - £18 | Under 18s £6 - £12
Family & Friends offer from 6 Jun: Buy 4 tickets and save 15% (must include 1 adult / child ticket and excludes other offers). Excludes price band D.
TEMPORARY ROUTE TO OUR ENTRANCE | 30 June - 28 July 2018
There are maintenance works outside our building throughout the final weekend of Not Now Bernard (30 June - 1 July). To reach our entrance during this time, please take a one-minute diversion route past our neighbour, Brigade, and walk around the back of their building (see below map). Look out for our signage and friendly ushers who will be stood beside the diversion.
Buy the book
Don’t forget to grab your anniversary copy of the book via our Unicornershop.
Monster Family Portrait Workshop
10, 17 June at 3pm & 23 June at 3.30pm
Create a keepsake of your day with our resident arts & crafts experts. You and your mini monster will get your hands dirty to create your monster family portrait. You'll have a colourful canvas memento to take home with you. All children must be accompanied by an adult and all adults must be accompanied by a child.
To book, add tickets for Not Now, Bernard to your basket on a matching date and the workshop will show during the booking process as a 'Suggested Extra'. To book the workshop on its own, call the Box Office on 020 7645 0560. This event is part of UpClub+.
For ages 3 - 6 | 45 mins
£10 for one adult and one child (incl. 2 soft drinks & show poster)
FOR SCHOOLS (SUITABLE FOR NURSERY – YEAR 1)
Cast & Creative Team
Mum Bea Holland
Dad Ben Adams
Bernard / Monster Guy Rhys
Director Sarah Argent
Set & Costume Designer Natalie Pryce
Sound Designer Owen Crouch
Lighting Designer Sam Waddington