27 May - 1 Jul 2018 Age guide: 3 - 6

Not Now, Bernard

A Unicorn Production

  • Created by Sarah Argent
  • Based on the book by David McKee
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  • Weston Theatre 
  • Under 18s: £6 - £14
  • Adults: £8 - £20 
  • Family & Friends Offer
  • 27 May 2018 Sun 11.00 LIMITED AVAILABILITY
  • 29 May 2018 Tue 10.30 LIMITED AVAILABILITY
  • 30 May 2018 Wed 10.30 AVAILABLE
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Age guide: 3 - 6
Duration: Approx 50 mins

“There’s a monster in the garden and it’s going to eat me,” said Bernard. “Not now, Bernard,” said his mother.
David McKee’s iconic picture book, loved by children and adults for over thirty years, will be vividly brought to life in a brand new version directed by Sarah Argent (Baby Show, Seesaw). 
An astonishingly clever, sometimes melancholic and outrageously funny play for children over 3, and a must-see for parents.

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Ticket Offers

Preview prices: 27 - 31 May £8 - £10 & 1 - 5 Jun £6 - £18
Family & Friends offer from 6 Jun: Buy 4 tickets and save 15% (must include 1 adult / child ticket and excludes other offers). Excludes price band D,

Buy the book

Don’t forget to grab your anniversary copy of the book via our Unicornershop.

Monster Family Portrait Workshop

10, 17 June at 3pm & 23 June at 3.30pm

Create a keepsake of your day with our resident arts & crafts experts. You and your mini monster will get your hands dirty to create your monster family portrait. You'll have a colourful canvas memento to take home with you. 
All children must be accompanied by an adult and all adults must be accompanied by a child. 

To book, add tickets for Not Now, Bernard to your basket on a matching date and the workshop will show during the booking process as a 'Suggested Extra'. To book the workshop on its own, call the Box Office on 020 7645 0560. This event is part of UpClub+

For ages 3 - 6 | 45 mins
£10 for one adult & child (incl. 2 soft drinks & show poster)

Free Soft Play Area

Our soft play area will be available in the foyer for the duration of Not Now, Bernard.


School tickets from £7 | more information
Got a question? Contact schools@unicorntheatre.com


Book tickets and find out more about access at the Unicorn.

If you are attending a relaxed performance, a visual story will be made available ahead of your visit.

Relaxed Performance
Saturday 16 June 2018, 11.00
Thursday 21 June 2018, 10.30


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